Include the following easy to learn traits in your personality, and get rid of your job (in almost no time!):
- Amicability - Be nice and just have a good time - Enjoy the office parties to the fullest. Drink the free alcohol, throw up and dance to the tunes of 'Crazy bitch'
- Communication skills - Every morning, make sure you talk to your boss, and tell him how your life sucks cz you have to come to work every morning
- Desire to get more - See it? Want it? Take it! After all it's YOUR work place (Kleptomania is just a fancy word, and who carries a thesaurus these days?)
- Relax - Take a deep breath and just relaaaaaaaaax. Catch up on your beauty sleep. Want it to work faster? Make sure your boss is looking!
- Punctuality - That's one thing you have to stay away from! Show up late and leave early
