Yes, it's out!

So finally, the Telugu short film I worked in, was out on Sunday! Shooting was fun. And obviously I had a chance to meet some new people, which was great. Especially now when I barely ever meet anyone new. Another exciting news is that in three days, there are about ~6200 views. That's pretty neat!

Here is the link to where you can see the video. For subtitles, click on cc button at the bottom right. Let me know how you like it :-)

Five people you DO NOT want to sit next to in an airplane

1. Obscenely obese woman or man (here only size matters!)
I am little and thus I am used to being comfortable in the planes. Why do I not feel the same today? OMG cz this person sitting next to me is so fat that his/her fat is spilling into my seat. I am suffocating! And looks like he/she is too, cz I hear this heavy breathing. Is he/she going to get a heart attack? I don’t know CPR, can I sit on a different seat?

2. Stinky Poo
Believe it or not, there are still some people in the world who are unaware of some wonderful discoveries by man – deodorants and gums/mints. Just pray one of those ignorant souls doesn’t sit next to you. If you want to take my advice, always carry a deodorant and a pack of gum with you. You never know when you need to offer that to someone!

3. People who travel with pets
Yes! They are annoying. Cz they have a plan! The pet would get irritated sitting in the carry bag. Then it would make weird noises. Then the owner will make a puppy face and request you to let the pet out else it’ll die. Then you will have to say ‘Alright’, cz you are a good human being. And then the pet will keep jumping around and will not let you sleep. So Beware!

4. Babies
They CRY. And they YELL. And they are jumpy. Solution? Just gag yourself. I know you will feel like killing the baby, but then, you will die anyways, cz people will think you are a monster and throw stones at you and it will hurt so bad, that you will kill yourself. So just kill yourself right away to avoid the torture.

5. Overly friendly people
No, I don’t want to be your friend. I don’t want to listen to why you don’t want your parents arrange your marriage. I don’t want to know what you think about the airlines catering. I don’t want to give you my phone number. I just want to put my headphones on and watch this movie, so that I don’t have to listen to your crap. Buzz off!

About You, Yes You!!

My dear readers,

As you know that I love you so much, and write for you, and only you :) Let me write this blog for you, about you...

If you read my blog, you possess most, if not all, of the following personality traits:

• You are a good friend - to me or in general to all of your friends. Cz I assume 'most' of the people who read my blog are my friends (if I don't know you, I would love to).
• You are spontaneous and open to ideas. You appreciate observation and respect opinions. You like to know what some people think about things that most people don't even pay attention to.
• You like random thinking. You like to ponder upon things that don't matter to most of the population on this planet. And you also like to know about things that matter to most of the people in this world.
• You are too curious - about life, relationships, incidences, mishaps, things, places, people. And it's a good thing!
• You are awesome - Cz only awesome people read awesome stuff!
• You either like me dearly or dislike me totally (or just don't know me :P).
• You are interested to know what not to do in life. Cz I usually do it and blog about it. You love to have fun and are adventurous.
• Your life is full of those FML moments. And you can laugh about them.
• You love working out but don't work out enough. Or just want to be better looking. Or love shopping. Or food. Or are lazy. Or just simply love life. Or all of the above.
• You are not perfect and you love it that way.

Little things matter

I came across this little speech somewhere... After Sept. 11th, one company invited the remaining members of other companies who had been decimated by the attack on the Twin Towers to share their available office space. At a morning meeting, the head of security told stories of why these people were alive. And all the stories were just:
the 'L I T T L E' things.

Little things that make our days annoying. Like when we spill coffee on our desks, when we are rushing to catch a bus and the boring neighbor stops us to say hi and ask hows everything going, when we drive to work and the guy right ahead of us drives at 20 mph on a 45 mph speed zone, when your boss gives you that extra work right when you are ready to leave...

The security head told the survivors...
As you might know, the head of the company survived that day because his son started kindergarten..
Another fellow was alive because it was his turn to bring donuts.
One woman was late because her alarm clock didn't go off in time.
One was late because of being stuck in an auto accident.
One of them missed his bus.
One spilled food on her clothes and had to take time to change.
One's car wouldn't start.
One went back to answer the telephone.
One had a child that dawdled and didn't get ready as soon as he should have.
One couldn't get a taxi.

Now when I am stuck in traffic, miss an elevator, turn back to answer a ringing telephone, spill things... I think to myself, this is exactly what I am supposed to be doing at this moment. I don't get annoyed by this any more.

Next time your morning seems to be going wrong, the children are slow getting dressed, you can't seem to find the car keys, you hit every traffic light, don't get mad or frustrated; God is at work watching over you!

May we all be blessed with all those annoying little things that make our life and may we remember their possible purpose.